i hAVENT SLEPT BECAUSE IVE BEEN PLAYING GTA 5 WITH A BUNCH OF RANDOM 14 YEAR OLDS WHO CALLED MY CHARACTER “MACKLEMORE” NO LESS THAN 20 TIMES
THEY WOULDNT STOP RECITING THE LYRICS TO “THRIFT SHOP” SO I RAN ALL OF THEM OVER UNTIL THEY STARTED CHANTING “MERCY, MACKLEMORE”
I guess you just couldn’t take any… mackle-more
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake
I’ve changed my mind.
i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
and im waiting for my parents reaction
”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found
“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands
1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens
"I wish I’d partied a little less. People always say ‘be true to yourself.’ But that’s misleading, because there are two selves. There’s your short term self, and there’s your long term self. And if you’re only true to your short term self, your long term self slowly decays."
I ship gwen and bridges
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHIP GWEN STACY AND BRIDGES DONT YOU KNOW SHE DIES BEING THROWN FROM ONE DO YOU KNOW NOTHING THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DIS NOT FUNNY MY CRIES
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?! HAVE YOU SEEN THE FILM ALREADY? ARE YOU A WIZARD?!
I laugh the hardest at people who watch movies based on print that’s been around for YEARS and are “spoiled” by things.
Educate yourself, please.
but if kids toys are that cool imagine what the adult toys can do
how am I gonna be an optimist about this? (2011 - 2014)
ok this hurts
right in the feels
funny that men mock women going everywhere in groups
but we’re not supposed to go out alone otherwise we might be blamed for our own rape, our own murder.
Things people don’t get to choose:
- Sexual Orientation
- Gender Identity
- Mental Illnesses
Things people do get to choose
- To be an ignorant bitch-faced asshole to people because of things they have no control over
After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.
go home australian wildlife u r drunk
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.