youvebeenlowkeyd:

This is exactly what happened, believe me I was here.

dorthory19:








He got what was coming and I bet his wife did it!! DING DONG THE KING IS DEAD!

dorthory19:

He got what was coming and I bet his wife did it!! DING DONG THE KING IS DEAD!

lostinsidethetardis:

I died.

A toast. To the proud Lannister children …

annacdp:

We know it George 

annacdp:

We know it George 

thejsimmons:

The struggle is real.

thejsimmons:

The struggle is real.

"Man, that wedding was boring," said no one in Westeros ever.

whycantibeawalrus:

Who killed Joffrey? Let’s play “Count the poisonous gems”

#all in all #I think it’s safe to say #he really enjoyed himself

The Game of (Sinking) Ships

squarecrocodiles:

Jaime likes to blow some holes in ship Cersei/Loras.

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But Loras blows holes in ship Cersei/Jaime.

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Tyrion blows holes in his own ship.

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Cersei, on the other hand, blows holes in ship Brienne/Jaime…

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…and ship Margaery/social welfare.

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But the most important ship that’s going to suffer after The Purple Wedding?

Cersei/Wine.

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boiledleather:

Since people are asking:

Littlefinger procured the poison and induced Dontos to give it to Sansa in the form of jewelry. Olenna Tyrell, having hatched the plan with Littlefinger, then takes the poison jewel and places it in Joffrey’s cup. Sansa and (especially) Tyrion are the natural fall guys,…

his-one-and-only415:

This is the single greatest thing to ever happen on my twitter feed