I’m so so sorry. (I’m not sorry. I’m hilarious.)
I LOVE DUCKS
remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
he has no idea
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
spoiler alert: every single goddamn person on this planet is problematic in some way, because everything is terrible. congratulations. you’ve been enlightened with the secrets of the universe